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1.)
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
2.)
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
3.)
Did it hurt, when you fell out of heaven?
4.)
Do you have any change? Cuz I promised my mom I'd call her when I
met the guy/girl of my dreams!
5.)
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them
off you.
6.)
Somebody stole my bed. Do you mind if I sleep in yours with you tonight?
7.)
I know milk does a body good but damn, how much have you been drinking?
8.)
Hi. I'm single. I mean, I'm ______(name).
9.)
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
10.)
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
11.)
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
12.)
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
13.)
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
14.)
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off.
15.)
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
16.)
Say there, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
17.)
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
18.)
I was sitting here holding my drink when I realized, I'd rather be
holding you.
19.)
You know what they say about beauty...it protects from all evil. Well
with you I feel really safe.
20.)
I didn't know angels flew so low.
21.)
Your name must be Visa, because you're everywhere I want to be.
22.)
Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home
without me.
23.)
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
24.)
If beauty was a rose, you'd be a garden.
25.)
Excuse me. You dropped something... MY JAW.
26.)
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you in an otherwise empty
hallway, knocking your books all over the place and making a complete
fool out of myself for no apparent reason other than the fact that
my brain was rendered momentarily incapable of maintaining my body's
homeostatic balance by the sight of your boundless, all encompassing
beauty, temporarily ripping from my grasp the ability to coordinate
my movements, causing our flesh-based shells to become one. Perhaps
it was the fickle hand of fate! (For the poets out there)
27.)
Was your father a crook? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky
and put them into your eyes.
28.)
Look at the tag in his/her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if
you were really made in heaven."
29.)
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Would you mind if we shared
a cab home together?
30.)
If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very, very unhappy man right now.
31.)
Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped me knee when I fell for you. (My
personal favorite)
32.)
Are you a camper cuz you just pitched my tent.
33.)
You must be related to the sun cuz you brightened up my day.
34.)
You must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet.
35.)
Do you eat alot of Lucky Charms cuz you look magically delicious.
36.)
Did you know heaven has a reward for their lost angel? I think that
I can go collect it now that I've seen you.
37.)
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
38.)
I hope you know CPR cuz you just took my breath away.
39.)
I finally found out the cause of global warming. It's you cuz your
so HOT!
40.)
Do you have any Pepcid AC cuz you just made my heart burn.
41.)
My tongue's burnt. Can I have some of yours?
42.)
You are so sweet you made Hershey's go out of business.
43.)
If I had a nickel for every girl as fine as you I 'd have five cents.
44.)
Wasn't the Miss America pageant last week? Then what are you doing
back so soon?
45.)
I already have an "L" and a "V", all I need now
is "U".
46.)
You're so hot when you go out in the rain you sizzle.
47.)
I just got my library card. Can I check you out?
48.)
If you held 11 roses in front of a mirror you would see 12 of the
most beautiful things in the world.
49.)
You must be a Pokemon cuz I just wanna Peek-At-Chu.
50.)
Are you a surgeon cuz you just stole my heart.
51.)
I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
52.)
The sky is jealous tonight cuz the stars are twinkling in your eyes.
53.)
Do you have a picture? I wanna send it to Santa Clause to show him
exactly what I want for Christmas.
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