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1.)
Hi, I'm here, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like... if you I.M.ed
me, and I didn't respond, it's you!
2.)
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your
name), your message will be answered in the order in which it was
received, your message is number 91,641, please hold, your message
is important to me.
3.)
Sorry, I'm away right now searching for my mind. I was told it was
lost.
4.)
Error 405: Reality.sys corrupted. Universe halted. Reboot (y/n)?
5.)
I'm asleep right now, but as soon as class ends I'll get back to you.
6.)
I'm spending some quality time with my pillow.
7.)
Not here right now, but I'll be back when you sign off
8.)
Help I've fallen over drunk and busted my head please call 9-1-1
9.)
Hey I'm in the shower with this girl I just met, if anyone else wants
to join your more than welcome!
10.)
I'm busy goat farming in the backyard, so leave me a message and I'll
try and get back to you. Crazy goats.
11.)
Hi, I'm sorry I'm not here take your message right now. If you'd like
to leave a message please press 2, then 4, the 345. Then type: ¤.üÊz-¡«µ¿ÍÆ¢ò¦ôÄ,
bark like a dog, spin in a circle and say please wioht cherries on
top. Then waaaiiit for the beep.
12.)
Sorry I'm not here at my computer at the present moment, but I am
on the toilet. If you would like to come over and bring me some toilet
paper that would be greatly appreciated.
13.)
How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you don't stop, IMing me. You got
off-line, now I'm heading for the door... oops it's too late...it's
on the bathroom floor.
14.)
My computer says to push any key. I can't find the any key!
15.)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
their shoes.
16.)
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count
and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you?
17.)
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
18.)
My dog ate my away message.
19.)
Hi %n, (Your Name)'s computer is broken right now. This is his fridge.
Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it
on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
20.)
I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.
21.)
Gummie bears are chasing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow
one stole my shoe!
22.)
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, then why does he keep doing
it?
23.)
The statement below is True.
The statement above is False.
Which statement is correct?
(I dunno....my head hurts)
24.)
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
25.)
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I
return, please ask me to wait.
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